The Funny Site of the Day -- During my entire adult life, I've tried my best to watch a daily movie. Frankly, that's darn difficult to achieve, even on average. I've been known to see five a day in theatres to catch up.

According to my calculations, when I finish with The Pride and the Passion (1957) and Dan in Real Life (2007) later today, I'll be current through April 14, 2001, lunch. The pressure's been on me, as I've come to realize I won't possibly live long enough to see all of the thousands of movies made in Hollywood USA, let alone around the globe.

Now, thanks to Dangermouse's Spoilers for Every Movie Ever Made, in less than one minute, I can read how all of the flicks end. That's a nifty time saver, allowing me to catch up on my daily adult naps schedule. I don't care to know how they end -- at least for an hour or two...

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The Funny Site of the Day -- What could be more fun than inscribing your tombstone?

OK, not dying and not seeing You Don't Mess With the Zohan. I'll give you those.

Chisel your epitaph, it's a graveyard smash.

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The Funny Site of the Day -- Slipups.com looks for and documents "any amusing accidental blooper or mistake that wasn't caught, and made its way to the viewing public" in movies, books, television, and quotations. More than 17,000 flubs, all searchable, are on display, including:

Rat Race (2001) -- "Go to the scene where Owen (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) asks Marty for his clothes. Now notice that Marty is fat, so his clothes should be big. But, when Owen comes out, look at his clothes, they fit perfect on him."

"'A zebra does not change its spots.' --Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992"

The Dick Van Dyke Show -- "Laura's Little Lie: In the beginning of the episode, Laura said that she went to see the movie, The Horrible Dr. Charming. Later, at the end of the episode, Rob suggests that they get married and see the last showing of, The Charming Dr. Horrible. He reversed the movie title."

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The Funny Site of the Day -- One of my favorite stand-up comedians, an audience killer up-close in person, is Brian Regan. He gets as many laughs with his exaggerated and goofy body language as he does in his spoken words devoted to deft observational scenarios like "Monster Truck Drivers," "Whale Noises," "Stupid in School," "Flipper and Gentle Ben," and "You Too and Stuff."

At his Internet home, which has been adding more comedy in recent times, glean Brian's bio and press clippings, track his schedule, buy his goods, and marvel at special galleries of the man's doodles art work, cartoons, and photographs. For maximum laughs, hear and see multimedia clips of the comic in action, stand-up and otherwise.

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